People Around the World Have Taken Up on Hating Paris

Who would have thought we would live the day to see Paris Hilton chased away from a public signing with lipsticks and cigarette butts? And, yet, here are we, all happy and fine, looking at the heiress and her 'fans' who no longer want her ass...

Paris Hilton was the VIP guest at the Opera Ball in Vienna, after construction magnate Richard Lugner chose her in favor of trainwreck Britney Spears. So, like a good girl that needs to earn a living doing other things that just music, movies and fashion, Paris went, played nice, attended the event, even did some promotional stuff and, in other words, worked hard for her money.

Looking at the invite from a different perspective, the fact that she out of all people was asked to attend such a classy and posh event kinda makes sense. At a press conference she said that she 'loved' classical music, that she had listened to it ever since she was a child... because it was so boring that it put her to sleep. 'As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night', she said, immediately adding that she 'really loved' (like, really, really) Michael Jackson's old hits, Madonna and hip-hop.

I don't know if her 'fans' (meaning people in general, seeing that she actually has only some three true fans all over the world) heard that or if they were simply fed up with her but, either way, they showed their true feelings towards the heiress at an autograph signing. As Paris sat her royal ass on the chair, she was suddenly bombarded with cigarette butts and lipsticks. Of course, the assailant, that knave who dared to threaten her life in such a way, hasn't been caught yet.

You should totally watch the video below to see Paris run for her dear old life, on the sound of her crappy music. By God, by the way she and her bodyguards were acting, you could swear those cigarette butts were meant to recreate the trajectory of the 'magic bullet' that ended JFK's life and strike her dead on the spot. I daresay, they should have used something else for that...