14 DAY TRIAL // May-Be Soft are well known for their cartoon-ish sexy games and today, thanks to Kotaku, we present you with their latest game: Patrol Vessel, for the PC. Although it's the kind of game in which whatever happens in the city everyone eventually ends up having sex, the display says otherwise. No need for a catchy plot when you have those Japanese, big eyed school girls, in their school uniforms, so innocent..., right?
Anyway, the game's display (seen at Sofmap in Den-Den Town), doesn't say much about the game either. I mean, yeah sure it shows what it's about but not the part that everyone wants to see and buy the game for in the end. Why would May-Be Soft choose not to place the "innocent" school girls on the counter, but the plastic robots that, quite frankly, aren't that amazing at all? A ten-year-old would want to see what is shown there, in that display.
Oh my god! Take that display and destroy it right now! Any minute now, a 10-year-old... or worse, an 8-year-old, or 9-year-old will be there with his mother, telling her that he desperately wants those nifty, multi-functional robots. Hope there's someone there at Sofmap knowing that Patrol Vessel is "that kind of game" and will tell the mother and child to chill before they see more than they need to see: "Hey kid, those robots...they don't even move, they're like stiff puppets with their arms and legs stuck with glue, dolls even. Now, you don't want dolls do you? You're not a little girl."