I don't think it's fair that Paris' little brother Barron Hilton should steal his older sister's spotlight, not even for one day. We all know how the eldest of the Hilton brats is fierce when it comes to defending her celebrity status, and nothing as silly as her underage brother being busted for DUI should allow the public to lose sight of the classy and intelligent creature that is Paris. So, here is our daily dish of Paris hotness - and yes, I must tell you I did laugh my a*s off when I first found out, so it's worth it. So, everybody - the former Hilton heiress made the headlines again with yet another intellectual and stylish appearance, as usual. Of course, I'm talking about the time when she defended her PhD thesis. Kidding. Well, let's just say that this time, it was double dumb trouble - because this piece of news regards Paris getting into a catfight with none other than Lindsay Lohan. Meow!

Apparently, at a pre-Grammy party a few days back (by the way - don't ask me what Paris and LiLo were doing there, it seems they truly are the only ones who know the answer to this question), the two "divas" got into a catfight - over Timbaland's attention, no less. Both eager to relaunch their long-forgotten (not to mention utterly inexistent) music careers, they were really rooting for catching the hit producer's attention and maybe having an in-depth chat with him about music, of course. Unfortunately, they weren't aware of each other's presence and when Lindsay realized Paris was at the party, too, she pointed at her, asking: "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list." To which Paris replied: "F**k off you bitch". Yes, as I was saying, very elegant and classy, ladies... I'm sure your next topic of conversation was eighteenth century Russian literature.

Anyway, the good thing was that Timbaland disappeared, not even aware of the existence of the marvelous singers. Well done, man! Why complicate your existence with two talentless wannabe singers who don't even know what they want? So, Lindsay and Paris were left to continue with their... ahem, friendly chat, and maybe trick someone else into giving them the respect and big opportunities they so rightfully deserve. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll hurry to the music shop and book in advance a couple of the albums Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are set to release. I really hope it's not too late. Better call first and check.