In July, Paris Hilton shocked the world to its very foundation with her statements: first, the heiress announced that she would become a vegetarian and then that she would give up sex for an entire year! Clearly, her words soon became reason to mock her even more, especially as sources close to her always spoke to the media about how sex-crazed she was.

'I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself', Paris said at the time about what made her go for the self-imposed sex ban.

Useless to say, a couple of days later, she was seen smooching Travis Barker of the former Blink 182, with various spies confirming that the whole canoodling in the bar continued outside, in Hilton's car and that it was more than, well, let's say, a peck on the cheek.

In a recent interview, Paris decided to talk again about the sex ban and confirmed to the world that it is still valid and that she's sticking to it. Even more, she insists that she hasn't had sex in six or seven months and that she's single and not looking for a boyfriend.

'I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that', she said. Well, just to point out the obvious, Paris is a liar.

I don't know about her having sex or not, but she is definitely not single, as she has been seen very often these past days with former boyfriend, the Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and their romance is off to a new start. As a matter of fact, the gossip around Hollywood even says that he plans to marry her.

And another thing (putting aside the whole celibacy thing, which is stupid enough as it is): anyone else wonders why Paris continues to speak as if she were a 14-year-old teenager? 'Make out', 'kiss', 'guys want you more when you don't' put out? For real?! Come on, grow up, woman, and start talking like one!