Paris Wants Britney as Her Bridesmaid

This is sooooo confusing! First, Paris Hilton tells the media that she hasn't had sex in six or seven months because she stuck to her vow of one year of celibacy as she promised and because sex is sacred for her, even though she has been seen repeatedly with her former fiancé, the Greek shipping millionaire Stavros Niarchos, making out and having him over at her place until dawn.

Then, she is seen on more than intimate terms with another of her male friends, oil millionaire Brandon Davis. Then, she is back again with Stavros and is spotted wearing something that clearly looked like an engagement ring, with sources from inside claiming that she is already spoke for, even if Stavros' parents are not OK with their son dating such a party animal.

And yet, according to media reports, Paris is considering a wedding sometime in the near future (no mention about whether she lied about her sex life in the past six or seven months). Sources claim that, while partying in West Hollywood, the blonde socialite shared with her friends her joy about the upcoming nuptials.

'It's true. I am going to get married. I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honor. She can advise me.', Paris is quoted as saying, thus confirming that she and Stavros are (again) getting serious.

And there you have it! It's like a train wreck asking another train wreck for advice. Expect a lot of publicity over the ceremony, if this is true, and an inevitable honeymoon sex tape really soon.