We have one Paris Hilton. We add a getting-out-of-your-car moment, lots of cameras nearby, a soft breeze and a skirt. We mix them all, condiment the whole thing with a bit of chance and lots of stupidity and we get an upskirt pic of Paris Hilton.

Wait, what? Paris Hilton and an upskirt photo?! Wow, that's original. Like, it has never happened before. It's a moment that has been immortalized on film and, most likely, these photos will literally burn a hole in the Internet for months to come! Imagine the millions and millions of people who will click to see the never before seen! Well, not really... and I also happen to be very bored.

I never thought that such a thing could ever happen, that I would live to see the day in which Paris Hilton ruined flashing for me and the world at large. I mean, obviously, there are lots of things I could say about this specific photo (look at this dumbass, she is not even aware she just pulled a Marilyn Monroe and the photogs are snapping her beautiful yellow panties!, shouldn't someone just outlaw her once and for all?) but it's not fun anymore.

Paris and her many, many, many incidents of this kind have totally ruined what was otherwise a rather special occasion for us to make fun of celebrities. She flashed to the left, she flashed to the right, she slipped a nipple there and a boobie here and now we're all accustomed to it. As I was saying, the day that Paris DOESN'T flash is newsworthy, not the ones in which she inevitably does.

Then again, what if she thinks of starting a new trend in terms of candid photos? What if, bored herself with so many crotch shots, she decides to do something to really get people talking? Oooh, she could begin by going to clubs naked! Or wearing only that little, ugly Chihuahua. Which, by the way, is NOT Tinkerbell! No, that wouldn't work - she would have PETA on her back in no time. I know! She could just go away, like, for good! Yes, that would get people really interested in her person.

For those who want to remember the fun we used to have in occasions such as this one, just follow the links below. Where does the time fly?...