Paris Sucks!

When Paris Hilton announced that she would be making yet another movie, people kept asking themselves only two major questions: first was 'Oh, God, why???', while the second was 'Will she finally make something worth watching, thus proving that even she can be a serious actress?'

The answer to the first one is, obviously, more money and more fame, while for the second one, we still have to wait a while longer, until the movie is released. For the time being, the set for 'Hottie and Nottie' has become Paris' home away from home, a place where she spends up to ten hours a day, shooting scenes and acting all professional.

At least, that's what the producers of this so interestingly titled movie would like us to believe. 'Paris has never been more than 15 minutes late. Everything is memorized. She's been very professional. I think people are going to be shocked at how good she is', Hadeel Reda told PageSix. But don't be misled into thinking that the words of praise come simply because she is that good - they are the response the producers had to the latest rumors according to which Paris sucks big time.

Basically, the rumor machine has already caught up a few people who work with Miss Hilton on the set of the romantic comedy and they have a totally different story than the producer: Paris is a spoiled brat who always arrived late, who makes lots of stupid demands and who can't even be bothered to learn her lines. 'Everyone is really fed up with her right now', one source told the media.

If you recall, this is not the first time that it has been suggested that Paris' memory is too short to allow her to remember her lines. It also happened before, on the set of 'Bottoms Up', when one of her co-stars in the bombing comedy said: 'By the time Paris showed up, she was usually coming from a party. She never memorized her lines. So now, not only does she show up late, but on top of it she didn't have her lines ready to go. It was a very long day working with Paris'.

Maybe it is about time some of the so-called 'actors' of today should go back to being nothing more than 'living props' (as Alfred Hitchcock used to call them more than 40 years ago) and not divas with demands. In this case, Paris would probably make for a very nice and blonde hanger...