Paris Rocks Cleavage and Awfully Tanned Boobs

When certain magazines refer to Paris Hilton by the term 'actress' (yes, it does happen, you don't have to be such a big skeptic!), many are disbelieving... me first, of course. There are many things one can think of in order to relate the heiress to something, but 'work' doesn't seem to do the trick for anyone.

And yet it happens. It is real and Paris really wants you to believe it. Here she is, getting on the set of her latest movie, a brilliant piece of comedy called 'Hottie and Nottie', that promises to be intellectually interesting and, at the same time, to provide us with at least one hour and a half of laughter and funny moments.

Basically, Paris plays this gorgeous woman (why am I not amazed?) who refuses to marry her fiancé until her ugly girlfriend gets a man of her own. That means that Hilton is the 'hottie', while the friend is the 'nottie' (a rather redundant explanation which, however, I felt forced to make to point out just how absurd this movie will be). And, go figure: Paris even took acting lessons to get into character! Get outta here!

Anyway, speaking strictly fashion (fashion faux pas, in her case), is Paris playing a clown in the movie? If not, how can anyone explain that dreadful tan she has on? Umm... and powdered much or did they forget to spray her on the face too? I mean, the cleavage and the push-up bra are working wonders for Hilton, as also is that sweater dress, that seems to emphasize her slim figure. But, with all the money she has, can't she at least hire someone who knows what they're doing when they're spraying her tan on?

That stuff is like, all gathered in between her breasts, while her face is sheet white. I am confused, I have to admit... If this happens to Paris (who, after all, does nothing else besides taking a lot of care of herself and indulging her every whim), what hope is there for the rest of us?!?