Paris, Naked, Hits the Internet AGAIN

I was actually wondering when Paris was going to pull off a little stunt like this one. I had a feeling she had to do something really big (well, big in Paris terms) to get herself in the spotlight again, as it was getting more and more obvious everybody's favorite heiress was slowly turning…well, ordinary.

It seemed that the magic of the only thing that had the potential to make the Hilton heiress the center of attention for a long time (namely her stay in jail) was wearing off slowly and nothing worked well enough to replace it. I'm afraid to say no one really cares whether Paris has a new perfume out or that she bribed her way into the cast of a so-called "horror musical" - she actually managed to turn herself into such a joke that…well, nothing serious seems to work anymore.

So, what does Paris do, people? That's right, she gets naked…AGAIN. This time, it's not exactly a sex tape although who knows - we might end up having the biggest surprise yet when the full contents is released. However, Paris seems to be doing pretty well in the "take instructions from a guy and let him film you naked" department. So, what's the tape about?

Well, you can pretty much see that for yourselves HERE - it's mostly Paris trying to act sexy while some man gives her instructions. And if you think this story is old news, then think again - I mean, it's true the tape was first released a while ago, then Paris got an injunction order against the people who released it, but now it's back on the net - and word is, some pay per view sites have an even more raunchy version available.

But my question is, why would Paris - despite trying to prove to the world that she's all clean (no pun intended) and sober and trying to put out a respectable face to the world - still fool around with such tapes? And why is the world (me included) falling for the same old "naked candid tape" trick...again? And just to show you how bad it can be, it's enough to tell you today I went into the office yelling "new Paris Hilton sex tape" despite knowing it was not actually a sex tape and it was not that new - only newly vamped and tossed around on the net? Is Paris' trick to get back in the spotlight working? And if it is, does that make me a just as big an idiot as she is? Wait, you don't REALLY have to answer that...