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Paris Jobless, No Longer an Heiress!'The Simple Life' gets canceled, Paris gets disowned by grandpa |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
31st of July 2007, 12:31 GMT
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Because this is such a special occasion, I have decided to forgo the Paris-Hilton-pics-ban. After all, it doesn't happen everyday that we get to feast our eyes on Paris as a black woman. In fact, I think that the mere association of these words might result offensive for many, for several reasons: Paris is more like orange in these photos, rather than black, and number two, she used the N-word so many times that it's clear she's doing it in spite.
So, here is Miss Hilton getting 'into character' in one of the last seasons of her hit (ha!) reality series 'The Simple Life'. Speaking of which, E! Entertainment has finally wised up and come to terms with reality, canceling the series altogether. Now is the right time to rejoice, yay! The show, centering on Paris and BFF Nicole Richie, two socialites put in everyday situations (like, cleaning the barn and feeding the poultry and what-not), had reached its fifth season. Unfortunately (ha, again!) it also proved to be the last one!
Seeing that both Paris and Nicole were busted for DUIs (more than once), convicted and then sent to jail, that speculation simply abounds around them concerning drug and alcohol abuse and that they are painted in a very negative light by the media, it's perfectly understandable why the producers pulled the plug on the series. Especially as the last season was all about the kids... No one wants their children around these two, that's for sure!
And it all just gets better and better: not only is Paris without a job (or, at least, without her 'signature' job) but she's also in danger of being disowned by her grandfather. Sources from the inside claim that Conrad Hilton is so sick of wonky's antics that he finally decided to cut her out of his will completely - which means that she'll lose her share of the inheritance, estimated at around $60 million. The money that should have gone to Paris, will now take the charity way, the same sources explain.
'Barron' has been forced to stomach his granddaughter's porn tape floated on the world web, as well as her seeing her kicking and screaming out of a court house into the slammer for drink driving.', the insiders say. Well, finally somebody came to their senses and decided to put this little brat in her right place! Oh, my God, that was so mean of me... I'm sorry. And I would also like to end by saying that I hope she'll survive with the $200 million a year she bragged about making (when, in fact, the amount is no bigger than $2 million).
HERE is a clip of Paris and Nicole getting ready to pretend they're black ladies. This is what you'll be missing once shooting for season 5 ends and another one will not start. Are you weeping yet? Personally, I'm gonna miss hearing Paris say 'I look hot!'. That's hot!
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