Paris Hilton Wants to Have Sex with You! And You... And You...

I always knew that Paris was one of the very few true Hollywood ladies out there, and now finally I can confirm it with more than just photos of her wearing strange... I mean, eccentric and stylish outfits, and snippets of Paris pretending to be smart and doing interviews with celebrity magazines. Now there's visual proof that not only is Paris classy as hell, if you'll pardon my rude language, but she's also extremely fond of using certain words and expressions that some of us (with rather delicate ears and too much common sense) may find offensive - but which only serve to... er, highlight her personal charm. In even more shocking news, Paris - who is usually very shy when it comes to public displays of affection - decided that it's high time she changed her rather self-conscious attitude towards sex and started sharing her fantasies with the world at large.

I think that deep down inside Paris is extremely jealous. She resents Britney for being in the spotlight non stop for the past weeks (ever since her infamous meltdown on January 3rd) and is probably pissed that she's not the queen of all trainwrecks right now. OK, maybe the whole "mentally ill" part about Britney's condition is not that appealing, but I'm sure Paris would love to be followed by paparazzi non stop and have respectable news agencies issue memos telling their employees to make her top priority. But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to survive, and here is Paris at LAX over the weekend deciding to drop any and all pretense and launch a f**k-filled tirade about... well, you can have a look for yourselves HERE. And yes, it is a priceless moment.

What's even funnier is that Paris' rant - which was supposed to be a clever PR move for LAX but ended up being yet another reason to doubt that the soon-to-be-former-heiress actually has any brains in that blonde head of hers - ends with the socialite telling the audience that "there's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna f**k you all!" Yes, because life is all about engaging in sexual intercourse with strangers, so to say. Well, life for Paris is probably all about who she manages to get in the sack, so I'm sure "I want to sleep with you" is probably the biggest compliment she could ever pay anyone. But really - don't you think enough is enough already?