Paris Hilton got herself another pet, an exotic kinkajou. That is a monkey.
She picked it up on a recent trip to Las Vegas and named it Baby Luv.
But now, authorities are testing her love for the animal by asking that she return it.

A spokesman for the California Department for Fish and Game explained:
"We'll send them a letter to let them know we're aware they have a restricted species."

Lisa Lange from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) made a more below the belt comment, saying: "It seems Paris thinks animals are as disposable as friends and fiancées".

Now Paris is in a rather difficult situation.
Because if she obeys the law and gives up her pet, everybody will say: "B****! She did that because the monkey bit her!".

Indeed, earlier this week, when entering Los Angeles designer boutique Agent Provocateur, Paris was attacked by her own darling Baby Luv. Luckily, no damage done. To Paris.
As for Baby Luv, it was leashed onto a cabinet so that Paris could spend $4,000 on designer bras, panties and a kinky bullwhip.