Not only can she make X-rated home-movies or scary ones, perfumes, reality TV shows, clothes, bags, but she can do all these things while singing! Literally.

'Stars Are Blind' is her brand new single and it is already on the market. Recently, Paris shot a matching video to go with such wonderful music: a five-minute version of a CK ad, in which she makes out with a guy on the beach, and in which the viewer is interested only when one of her boobs pops out of the swimming suit.

As expected, the video was received with laughter and irony. Most of those who have seen it consider it, quote, 'milk with water' or 'the only thing that could make me want to leave the United States'. The lyrics don't help either; such depth as 'if you show me some real love, I'll show you mine' hasn't been heard since N'SYNC split up!

Viewers also believe that, by making this video, Paris managed to demonstrate only one thing: that she still is (and probably will be for ever) a slutty girl (the word that was actually used was 'whore').