Paris Hilton was never famed for being excessively clever or tactful - not even when it came to the people we could call "her friends". The latest example in the "Paris is a complete idiot" series would be a radio interview the soon-to-be-former-heiress had to a Las Vegas morning talk show, during which she somehow managed to call Kim Kardashian's famed a*s "gross". Of course, since this is Paris we're talking about, it's not like we expect her to be questioned regarding the latest book she read or even movie she saw. However, even describing a friend's derrière can prove too much for the Hilton no-brainer. As a result, even though she later apologized, we can safely assume cat fights and offensive remarks are simply part of Paris' lifestyle.

When the Las Vegas talk show host asked Paris to choose which body part she'd prefer to have - "Jessica Simpson's rack of Kim Kardashian's a*s?" - her answer came in the blink of an eye: "I would not want that, that's gross… that's disgusting". She then proceeded to state that she likes her own breasts, thank you very much, and that Jessica Simpson's boobs are way too large. Which, of course, comes as no surprise from this world's biggest narcissist. When one of the DJs tried to make things clear by asking "you just said Kim Kardashian's ass is gross", Paris answered immediately: "Yeah, I did… it reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag". Talk about being classy.

It now becomes completely clear why Paris actually needs a reality show to find a friend for herself, given that she has managed to come up with ways to insult and mock all her previous female companions. Kim and Paris used to be seen together all the time, up until a year ago, when Kim's sex tape got out - which, of course, made Paris jealous and ended the two shallow socialite's short-lived "friendship". Paris' other forays into the land of female friendship ended in lesbian rumors (remember Elisha Cuthbert) or in ongoing feuds (with Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton, for example). As for the heiress' comments on Kim, Paris apparently contacted Kim and apologized. "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!" That's probably going to last until Paris' next radio interview - and then who knows what else will come out of her mouth.