A day without at least one article about the screwed up Paris Hilton? Nope, not that I've heard of. And this time we go back to her (taped) interview on the "Larry King Live". As we've noticed after it happened, Paris messed up bad on two occasions.

After she got out of prison she went on and on about how she found God, a new purpose in life, the usual bulls**t. She even said that she read the Bible. So naturally, just as any one of us would have asked right on the spot, Larry wanted to know Paris' favorite passage from the Holy Book. After an embarrassing and most suggestive silence, she replied that she did not have any particular favorite passage.

So Paris is not one of God's long lost sheep that is returning home...big deal. That's nothing compared to what is coming up next. Larry asked Paris if she ever did any drugs, to which she answered swiftly with a simple "no!" And it was not an "I experimented it at one time, I had some fun, now it's over" kind of "no", but rather a "I did not do it, you did not see me do it, can't prove anything, get off my back" kind of "no". This attitude intrigued Larry, therefore he asked again, and again he got the same kind of "no".

Larry King confessed after the show that Paris' reaction seemed to hide something, but he did not dare to say it. Well I do! Paris lied her little a*s off. She did drugs! It's all on tape and she brought this upon herself, when she taped herself. How stupid of her and how fortunate for us.

This is very interesting, but it is not something out of this world. To put it simply, we have taken notice of this fact because Paris Hilton lied on TV and she was caught red handed. What she lied about is entirely her own business. We are not going after her for this....just yet. When we do, you'll be the first to know.