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Paris Hilton Delusional Again

- The heiress believes she's an inspiration for young girls everywhere

By: Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

Paris Hilton has a very good opinion about herself – that much is fact. In fact, it's safe to call Paris Hilton her own biggest fan – however, most would agree that it's not that wise to go public with that particular opinion, all the more so since the vast majority of this planet's inhabitants have a bigger
IQ and way too much sense to actually say – and mean – half the things Paris comes up with. However, the socialite seems to have forgotten that most of her fame comes from starring in a sex tape and going to jail last year for getting behind the wheel drunk – hardly the kind of stuff dreams are made of. In any case, Paris has once again showed the world she is still as seriously deluded as ever, by claiming that she's in fact an inspiration to other would-be skanks... that is, girls out there.

The world simply doesn't understand Paris Hilton – that's the conclusion the blond socialite's brain reached after intense deliberation. She is currently in Turkey, where she helped judge the national Miss Turkey beauty pageant, and felt the need to once again put her immense wisdom on display by praising herself some more. "I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person. I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there," she claims. An empire based on a sex tape, a DUI, a rich grandfather, a line of questionably marketable shoes and bags and a series of disastrous movies.

So yes, there are probably millions and millions of young girls everywhere who want to be known for being seriously deluded spoiled brats who back-stab and sell out their closest friends and have an ongoing "who sleeps with the most men" battle with STD queen Lindsay Lohan. She gets bonus points for the candor with which she said all this, though. If anyone on the planet can ever discover the secret of immortality, it's definitely Paris Hilton. Even when she'll be eighty, old and wrinkly, she'll be looking herself in the mirror and say "look at me, I have a fifteen year old's body, I'm so hot". And she'll keep on living, and living...



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Comment #1 by Pyrax on 2008-03-30, 05:51 GMT reply to this comment 
"she's in fact an inspiration to other would-be skanks... that is, girls out there."

LOL, holy freakin' God ! That was sooo well put, 10/10 man ;)


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