Paris Has Excellent Taste in Men. She's also a Virgin, I Hear?

Probably the best coupling in the history of Tinseltown was that of Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Federline. Unfortunately, that rumor turned out to be just a publicity stunt coming from a certain owner of a certain club. However, this time, the case is totally different because, first and foremost, we have photographic evidence and, secondly, there is nothing that Paris Hilton wouldn't do for a kick. And, by that, I obviously mean a good lay. Or just a lousy one, depending on who we are talking about...

Let's just take this one step at a time and see if there's any sense we can make of it: Kevin Federline, the former Mr. Spears, is no longer a star, since his 'rapping' career kinda fired back at him. However, for ol' times' sake, there still are some club owners who are willing to open their gates to welcome his fabulousity and Tao in Las Vegas is one of them. As a side note, Las Vegas is sorta K-Fed's second home since he split from Britney, although the financial means through which he manages to keep the appearances of a luxurious lifestyle are still unknown.

Paris Hilton was also in Vegas this weekend and she even crossed paths with the rapper extraordinaire. And a bit more than that, some sources who attended the same party as the two say. Paris, Kevin, Josh Henderson (Paris' latest boytoy) and Nicky Hilton were all together at Jason Strauss' birthday party and, insiders say, things got pretty steamy behind Josh's back. That is to say, Paris and Kevin hooked up, dancing dirty together and making out in full view.

Aside from the grossness of the mental picture that will probably hunt my imagination for years to come, let's take a moment to admire what superb qualities of a true friend Paris Hilton has. If you remember the days after Britney filed for divorce from Kevin, she and Paris were practically inseparable – there was even talk (from Paris' manager) of the heiress being a kind of role model for the disoriented pop star. Now, if hooking up with K-Fed (if the rumors are true) is not what ANY friend would do, I don't know what is!

In K-Fed's defense, I say the man is simply trying to hold on to his remaining two seconds of fame, although the fact that he hooked up with Paris out of all people says a lot about his taste in women. But, gee, don't they make a cute couple? It's like a convention of ridiculousness! Britney would be sooo happy...

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