Paris Gets Her Groove on with a Bunch of Aliens

Dear me, some alien race has got hold of Paris Hilton and seems to be dragging her away to another planet. We really must rally our troops and do something about it. How about promise them world domination, treasures beyond their wildest dreams and plenty of human subjects for experiments (anyone knows exactly where Britney lives?) in exchange for not bringing her back? I mean, I'm sure she could lead a perfectly happy life anywhere else outside this planet - just make sure she's accommodated in a place that has plenty of flashing lights (to mimic paparazzi cameras, see) and enough cash to afford a shopping spree at least once every two days.

Other than that, Paris should be fine on extra-terrestrial territory. I mean, as she thinks of herself as a fashion queen, she'll not be surprised by any strange alien clothes she might see, and take them to be the expressions of the finest haute couture. If you'll take a look at these photos, you'll be able to see very clearly that Paris is quite a liberal mind. Skin color (orange) and hair color (green) are not that relevant for her.

In fact, she might just think they're the coolest things in the world. Plus, she may even see them as her twins at some level - or because of their excessive orange glow, she might think they're relatives of Lindsay Lohan's. No, scratch that - given that LiLo was spotted making herself cozy with Paris' on again / off again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, Paris may not care for LiLo too much.

In the end, Paris triumphed, however, and got her prize - and as proof, the two reunited lovebirds were seen in Miami acting like... well, two people who believe they're in love. "They were all over each other. Paris looked like the cat that got the cream. She couldn't keep her hands off him" a source reported. OK then - if she's in love, she can take her Greek heir with her on the alien mother ship and they can start a new, beautiful, orange and green family. Little aliens that look like Paris - that's a sight best kept for non-human eyes, what do you think?