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Paris Doesn't Kiss Girls. She Didn't Kiss Elisha Cuthbert. I Hear She's a Virgin, Too...Paris is so enjoying all the attention... |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
1st of February 2008, 08:57 GMT
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This is by far the funniest piece of news I read today - and I had a sudden epiphany. A revelation. I was touched by the sudden, divine realization that - although I still believe Paris Hilton to be an attention-seeking skank most of the times - it's still good to have her around. No, no, no - don't turn around thinking I suddenly became as crazy as Britney and I need to be committed. No, I just meant it in the sense that it's good to have someone like Paris out there - someone who has a sex tape out, has made out (and usually more than that) with a horde of Hollywood A to D-listers, is well-known for her adventurous, man-eating ways and yet will insist on taking herself seriously and thinking she's got a pristine reputation.
Newsflash: she doesn't. We all know how Paris likes having fun when she's out partying, and in the course of her daily (well, actually nightly) exploits she ends up in the funniest circumstances imaginable. And by "funny" I also mean occasionally compromising. We've seen her climb gates, sneak under fences, stumble and fall, the whole nine yards. And yes, we've seen her swallowing the faces of various celebrities out there in plain view of the cameras, the most recent such example being Jared Leto.
And by "recent" I mean "documented" - because there are plenty of photos of Paris fiercely kissing Jared at the Sundance film festival. But wait - what news of Paris' latest rumored fling? Fot those of you who missed it, I'm talking about her alleged make-out session with her former "House of Wax" co-star Elisha Cuthbert. Well, there are no photos of that yet, but be patient - Paris was born in the spotlight, if she really is having a fling with Elisha she won't be able to keep it under wraps for too long. So I'm counting on you, Paris, to give us the goods on the rumored fling - and fast.
In the meantime, Paris' representative is trying to dispel the rumors, but is doing a very poor job of it. "It's false. Elisha and Paris are good friends and Elisha has a boyfriend. Paris doesn't kiss girls" reads a statement released to OK! Magazine. Um, I think you'll find that that is a plain lie. Paris does kiss girls - check out the attached photo for a gentle little reminder of the fact that she has absolutely no problem making out with some of the gorgeous ladies out there, like, say, MTV Latin America VJ, Eglantina Zingg. This proves nothing - but it goes to show that should Elisha consent to it, Paris would be on her like stink on cheese. Stay tuned for more hot news on these two - you know it's going to come soon.
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