Paris Hilton is not all about popping up at all the parties, showing off her lady parts, flipping the paparazzi, being a dumbass and getting laid. Hell, no! With all due respect, little star Paris is also a respectable actress and a fashion designer and a singer and many, many more things.

Oh, yes, Paris is also about the wonky eye. Although I did notice that one of her eyes is lazier than the other, I never paid too much attention to it until I saw these photos, taken very recently (this Saturday, at the Nicky Hilton Charity Gala - see?, Paris also does charity!). Man, does she look weird!

I mean, can you honestly look at Paris' face and then tell me that you can see where she's looking? Or that she isn't spooky with one eye half closed and the other one normal? If you did that, I still wouldn't believe you so...

Paris, as you can see, is, as always, wonderfully dressed (excepting here those times when she's wearing her pajamas in public or no underwear under a short skirt). But it's that eye that ruins all her image and that just makes me wonder: can't she have it fixed somehow? She has a lot of money and the science of medicine nowadays knows few bounds, so that could be taken care of, one would imagine.

As to what I said about the eye ruining her image, I was just trying to fool myself that, without it, she would be gorgeous. C'mon! It's Paris that which ruins Paris and not a wonky eye! And, saying this, the old times come to my mind, when she was just a teenager with dirty blonde hair and innocent look. That was before she bleached her hair, had massive plastic surgery and made a porn movie. She was not a S-T-A-R back then...

Oh, how does time fly by...