With the Hiltons everything has to be on the largest scale and absolutely nothing is impossible. Paris is the most conclusive example of all.

Reportedly, while flying over Germany where she is currently touring (her album or is she just promoting... herself?) the heiress had a bathroom emergency. And, because she is (actually, she isn't but she definitely acts as if she were) only 5, she couldn't possibly hold it in and declared red code alert, forcing the pilot to land the helicopter she was in.

Wait, there's more: they landed on a poor farmer's land and went straight into his house, without even asking for permission. They don't need it, by the way. Apparently, Paris needed so badly to use the bathroom (must be all those liquids) and her pee is so important that it can't be eliminated with other persons present in the house, that her personal bodyguards blocked the door of the house so that the farmer and/or his family were denied access to his own property.

The emergency solved, Paris spent another ten minutes on the farmer's porch but not to offer thanks for saving her life (to read, panties) but to smoke a well-deserved cigarette. Oh, the stress she must have been under...

When she left, the German farmer was still in shock and it is very likely that he may never recover from it. He told the British 'More Magazine' that the star was, quote, 'cold as fish and cursed about the whether'. Maybe, if the German government had known about Paris's impromptu visit, they would have done something about it.