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Paris' Sex Life Sucks!Also, she claims she turned down an offer for a sex doll. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
4th of January 2007, 14:37 GMT
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Unlike what one might think about Paris Hilton, she is quite the opposite of what she appears to be. A master in the art of music, film and business, Paris is also quite skilled in selling people a product that looks like her, seems genuine enough as to be the real one but it is NOT her.
In other words, Paris says that she is more than meets the eye and certainly not the living image of sexy kitten. For those who don't know, even Paris' official biographer, Jerry Oppenheimer, openly admitted that she is living in a fantasy world, in which she makes up lies that she ends up believing.
Cue to the biographer: 'Paris will say whatever comes into her head. She tends to make up stories and scenarios. I do wonder if she doesn't live in a fantasy world herself'. I guess these words kinda sum up precisely each contradictory statement that the heiress has ever made, from that of not having sex for an entire year, of how sex is 'sacred' to her, of how her music makes her cry, to that of how she is the embodiment of the 'American princess fantasy', an icon admired and looked up to by every living soul on this planet.
However, she is still trying to sell the biggest piece of crap ever that never caught on and that probably never will. Paris is desperate to shake off the image of her having sex from people's minds, by repeatedly going on record with how her sex life is such a bore, how she really isn't that much into sex, blah, blah, blah...
In a recent interview, taken in Sydney, Australia, where she spent her winter holiday, Paris said that she prefers sitting in front of the TV, watching 'Lost' and eating junk food instead of some action in between the sheets. 'Guys see me as this public sex symbol, and then moan when I'm not at all sexual at home. To be honest, I'd rather just sit and watch "Lost"or stuff my face. Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30 - but we'll see.', she claims.
Another thing that Paris revealed (and for which there is actually proof that it's a lie) is that she was asked to let a company make and market blow-up sex dolls but she turned the offer down. 'I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like, "They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you." And I'm like, "I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!"', Paris says.
Liar, liar, pants on fire! In July 2006, a similar product was released by her company and, even if the doll didn't quite resemble her, it did have her name on the box! The Paris Hilton sex doll was a Hilton-endorsed product, which means she knew about it and cashed in from it! Oh, who has been a naughty girl?
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