AOL TV has named CJ Parker Television's Sexiest Woman Ever. I admit I read that piece of news and didn't give it a second glance, right until the little wheels started spinning in my numb brain and it clicked: CJ Parker, as I'm sure you know, is none other than the big-boobed blonde lifeguard played by Pammy back in the good old days when she was not married to a sleazy guy... no, scratch that, she was always married to one sleazy guy or another - let's just go with "the good old days when she still wore the red swimming suit". Yes, that's about right.

The list comprises about 50 names and spans a few decades - but I admit I tend not to be too confident in the judging skills of the people who put together this top. I mean, with such names as Jessica Alba (for "Dark Angel" - she came in at number 16) or even Katie Holmes in her pre-Tom Cruise days, ("Dawson's Creek", number 40) in the running, I really tend to think that the panel of judges was made up exclusively of men. Or should I say, of men who are into blonde hair, big boobs, red one-piece swimming suits and not too much except that.

You can check out the top 10 list below - and while you're pondering whether Pammy really qualifies as the most sexy lady ever to have graced the TV screen, take into account the fact that the Baywatch siren has indeed redefined (willingly or not, that's for you to decide) the way we define the very word "sexy". So, on the one hand, Pammy did make history with her boobies, and on the other, she still has a lot more to learn about backing her sexiness with something more than sex tapes and sleazy husbands. Now I'm definitely being too picky. Let's just enjoy Pammy and her fun bags, and resign ourselves to being hopelessly shallow today.



Top 10 Sexiest TV Sirens

10. Tina Louise-"Gilligan's Island"
9. Catherine Bach-"Dukes of Hazzard"
8. Katherine Heigl-"Grey's Anatomy"
7. Barbara Eden-"I Dream of Jeannie"
6. Diana Rigg-"The Avengers"
5. Eva Longoria-"Desperate Housewives"
4. Heather Locklear-"Spin City," "Melrose Place," etc.
3. Lynda Carter-"Wonder Woman"
2. Farrah Fawcett-"Charlie's Angels"
1. Pamela Anderson-"Baywatch"