Pammy Marries - AGAIN. And Is That a Baby Bump?

Pamela Anderson is now officially Mrs. Salomon. Man, seeing that written down in black and white is enough to make me want to skip lunch - for real. But I must say, I saw it coming a long time ago - even before the two newly weds got their marriage license in Vegas last week.

I mean, Pammy is simply dumb like that - and according to reports, she's head over heels in love with sleazy, sex-tape Salomon. I think someone should tell her that guy actually slept with Paris Hilton, and probably exchanged some diseases with her in the process. She can even see it - it's all on tape. But the deed's done - there's no turning back now.

The fact is, Pammy is no saint. In fact, her relationship with Salomon - and I mean relationship as in having sex and doing very, very shameful and nasty things together - was kicked into overdrive one evening when Pammy lost at poker and found herself $250.000 in debt to the man. And despite the fact that they had known each other and had been friends for 15 years, Pammy didn't even blink before settling her debt in the oldest and safest way imaginable - by sleeping with him. Call it "granting sexual favors" - to me it still sounds like prostitution, but I suppose now I'll have to issue a public apology and admit it was actually part of the courtship period. As if it actually makes any difference.

And so Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon married Saturday evening, squeezing their vows in between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of "Hans Klok's The Beauty of Magic" at the Planet Hollywood resort, which features Pammy as the magician's assistant. The pair married in front of sixty friends and family members in the court yard of a nearby private villa. Pammy reportedly wore a thigh-skimming white denim Valentino dress while Salomon wore a black tuxedo. Any guesses on how long it will take for them to release a sex tape? I'll give it two months tops.

Some reports have hinted that Anderson rushed the wedding because she could be pregnant. "She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump" a source states for OK! "And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there's a baby coming". Well, we'll soon have a chance to see that. I mean, she may be a good liar and all but I'm pretty sure she can't hide a baby from the public eye.

"Hello, I just got married ... I did", she said after performing the second show of the night. "I'm distracted. It's a big day. A big day at the office", she proudly announced as she went on stage to do her usual appearance as Hans Klok's assistant. Well, we'll see how long it lasts. That came out badly. I mean, we all wish her all the best and hope she's happy - but really, marrying a guy who had sex with Paris Hilton should be made illegal. It's like a jinx waiting to happen. I really hope I'm wrong about this, but I have a feeling I'm not. Time will tell.