Pamela Anderson is desperately trying to be that same sexy siren she was years ago and, unfortunately for her, the entire world knows that it is no longer true. Sure, she still has a great body (thanks to plastic surgery, of course) but her face, behavior and words are too inadequate, even for the nonconformist that she was.

Recently, Pammy said that every time she goes out, she ends up naked in David LaChapelle's studio, posing for him on the backseat of a car. For some reason or another, this statement doesn't have the same effect that it used to have on people (and by people, I mean men, obviously).

But the world has long moved from Pammy and she's the only one who doesn't realize that. She still thinks she is the same gorgeous (and manufactured) bombshell, who can say and do anything and get away with it. Well, bad news...

Anyway, what Pammy does doesn't really matter, unless she decides to drop another crappy movie on us, poor viewers (which, by the way, will happen soon enough with 'Blonde and Blonder'). What matters most is that the former starlet still acts and dresses as if she were 20 all over again.

I mean, to wear a low cut sweater for a dress? Come on! You must be kidding me! Not only is this no longer sexy (haven't we seen enough of her boobies to know what they look like?), but it's not even funny anymore. Sure, we had our laughs when she was spotted in St Tropez wearing a handkerchief as a top, but now I'm even speechless.

And now a big (rhetorical) question: is Pammy broke? Can't she afford a decent skirt, even if a mini one? Her legs do look good, though... and not much else.