Pammy And Rick are Officially the World's Classiest Couple

As if it wasn't enough that Pamela Anderson actually walked down the aisle with a guy who had sex with Paris Hilton, for some reason she insists on trying to make us all believe that she's actually living some sort of fairytale dream relationship that's too classy and romantic for words. And really, as long as that's how she feels about it, it's perfectly fine by me - what I don't understand is why she feels the need to spill every detail of it to a magazine, except, well, being paid for it? Wait - I take that back - is there any other reason for which celebrities spill their secrets? Let me know if you find out.

Pammy's wedding photos look just amazing. I mean, forget the Barbie-slutty-strange outfit - but the bridegroom is actually wearing a beanie hat! Now that's a classy touch and I really didn't expect less from the guy who turned sex tape chic into a trend. What is more, the couple revealed exclusively for OK! Magazine than that it was actually Rick who put together the entire ceremony, hiring Rachel Ashwell of Shabby Chic to transform one of the Mirage villas into a true wedding paradise (joking about that) complete with white roses, balloons and hundreds of candles.

"I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area. I'm having the best time in my life" Pammy is quoted as saying. There are, of course, a lot of neat little touches here and there that simply scream style, such as the fact that Pam was given away by none other than her driver (and confidante, it is said) Errol Lyon, who was sure to get the blessing from Pamela's own father. Her dress (which, in case you forgot, was made of cream denim) was chosen with the help of her friend (and stylist) Charlene Roxborough, who also reportedly gave her a hand with the vintage Neil Lane jewelry.

Anderson herself described the ceremony as "unpretentious and super-genuine" - in other words, put together in a hurry. But as long as they're happy, we can also admire them from the side and wish then (not joking this time) a happy time together. Also, I must say this may sound naïve but I really hope there's no sex tape saga unfolding - at least not until Paris and Tommy Lee decide to get married, just for spite. And that will be the day.