Pammy's Boobs Party without Husband Rick

Pamela Anderson's questionable IQ seems to have rushed her into another sleazy marriage, that may be already heading for the sewers... I mean, not that either Tommy Lee or the even classier Kid Rock were the best men in the world, but really, Rick "sex tape" Salomon seems to come first if we ask ourselves which one of Pammy's husbands had the smallest chances for success in keeping this lovely lady satisfied. Rick, it seems, didn't even make it to Christmas by his bride's side, and Pammy is not the one to care too much about that. So, Rick went missing, and Pam got her groove on at a party and ended up getting a little too close to another guy.

I have no idea how she manages to pick them - I think it might be genetic or maybe some alien disease transmitted via her boob implants - but Pam has a special talent for picking up and making out with sleazy guys who look like they think that water is the way the Devil gets under your skin and, consequently, have not showered in a year or so. Here is the blonde sex bomb, having her way with none other than Criss Angel, that dirty rat of a man who is rumored to have slept with Britney Spears. That alone should make Pammy run for her life in the opposite direction, but judging by what I see in these photos, I think she's not trying too hard to get away.

The problem is, it's hard to look classy and sexy when you're either half-drunk or drugged-out - and when your nipples are hardening and protruding from underneath your blouse just to spite you - or maybe as a sign of protest for not getting as much attention as they know they deserve. Plus, in such classy company as Criss Angel, it must be hard to keep a straight face. I mean, just how many tons of bling does that guy have on? And how come he's nearly kissing Pammy and getting dangerously close to her? Maybe they're just practicing a new magic trick together: watch Pammy smell me and drop dead the next second. I definitely gotta see that one! As to where Rick is - who wants to bet he's working on that sex tape right now? Watch me pull the tape out of my hat!