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Pammy's Boobs Divorce Rick Salomon - Or Do They?

It's Pammy divorce number three a hoax?

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

18th of December 2007, 08:12 GMT

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I knew it! It's the Christmas holidays blues curse! It's what happens when silly blonde women with big breasts and no brains marry equally silly professional poker players (with whom they've already had sex in order to settle poker debts) and then, barely two weeks afterwards, they realize they might have made a mistake. Yes, I'm talking about the world's blondest blonde of all times, Pammy Anderson, and her sleazy future ex hubby number three, Rick Salomon. And yes, apparently Pammy's silly brains filed divorce papers last Friday, after the two newlyweds allegedly had a huge fight.

I personally declare myself officially disappointed. So much wasted potential! Just think of all the wonderful things these two could have done together. I mean, come on, these two wonderful characters are the true sex tape gods, we've seen them both in action, we know they have so much potential - it makes sense that we've all been looking forward to seeing them join forces and knock Paris off the first place in the "best sex tapes ever sold" department. Well, actually, now that I think about it, given that Rick was Paris' partner in that tape after all, it's Pammy and Paris that would have gone head to head (no viciously hard core pun intended) in a battle of the silly sexy blonds. But now that will never happen - and doesn't that thought simply bring tears to your eyes?

The fact is, I think two months (OK, 9 weeks to be fair) is still a record for Pammy, whose latests stroll down the marriage lane alongside Kid Rock lasted four months. That's basically an eternity! About two weeks ago, it was rumored that Pammy and Rick were in talks to star in their own "fly on the wall" reality show (in other words, a free permit to have sex live any time they pleased) that was going to air on the E! Channel - but apparently that fell though too. Imagine the disappointment - such a wonderful opportunity for teenagers everywhere to be initiated in the art of sex by a true professional! But maybe we shouldn't despair - a single Pammy can prove just as much of a sex bomb threat to the world! That's the key to it - never lose faith!

UPDATE

Gossip site TMZ reports that Pammy already changed her mind about the divorce. An entry on her personal blog reads "We're working things out". Wait - does that mean they're working on the sex tape right now? This is confusing. Stay tuned and we'll bring you all the hot news!

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Pamela Anderson | Rick Salomon | divorce | papers | change of mind

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