Pamela Anderson Is Getting Married - AGAIN

No, please, somebody tell me she's not really that stupid. I was hoping and hoping that, after the whole Kid Rock / Tommy Lee madness, good ol' Pammy would settle down and be a good little assistant to the nice magician in Vegas - and that would pretty much be the end of it. But it looks like some people never learn, and that despite looking good at 40 and winning $500.000 dollars a week; well, it seems that Pam needs more drama in her life. And she's sure to find it - if she doesn't wake up and goes through with her third marriage.

Remember how I was telling you a couple of weeks ago that Pam had openly admitted to acting like a prostitute and performing sexual favors in order to square off a $250.000 poker debt? Looks like I'll have to eat my own words - since the guy in question, none other than infamous sex-tape Rick Salomon, will soon become the third Mister Anderson. No, unfortunately this is not a joke, as TMZ has officially obtained documents that prove Anderson and Solomon have applied for - and were granted - a marriage license in Las Vegas over the weekend.

The two of them have been seen a lot together lately, and it was pretty much obvious they were dating - but no one actually thought they would go down the aisle together so quickly. "Rick is always with her. He's backstage when she does her show all the time" says a source. It sure looks like her two failed marriages with rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock have done nothing for Pammy's marriage appetite. The marriage rumors are the last in a series of news that prove Pam either never learns, or she is going through some sort of middle age crisis. Otherwise, I can't possible see why she'd want to marry Salomon, whose past exploits scream 'stay away from him'.

Salomon, as I'm sure you remember, is the guy who introduced the world to Paris Hilton's vagina by making, marketing and earning a fortune out of selling the "One Night in Paris" sex tape. He was also married to another actress, ex-Beverly Hills star Shannen Doherty, but their marriage ended up being annulled. Pamela, however, claims to have been friends with Salomon for 15 years and apparently, she seems to think she's in love with him.

So, anyone interested in telling Pammy that this is not the smartest move of her life? On the other hand, she might be just a little tired with this line, having probably heard it one time too many. I mean - Tommy Lee and Kid Rock? Yes, she was bound to hear it so often she probably became immune to it. I'm sensing another sex tape. Anyone else agrees with me?