Pam and Her Bleached Body Hit the Beach

Pamela Anderson is the perfect example of what a couple of good surgical interventions can do to your body. And, when I say 'body', I'm referring strictly to the way Pammy looks from the neck down because, honestly, her face with no make-up whatsoever is not a sight I would like to see next to my pillow, every morning when I wake up.

But, from the neck down, she is still her gorgeous (and surgically altered) self as ever. In fact, if it weren't for her face, one could swear that she's still rehearsing for her part in 'Baywatch'. I mean, the minuscule bathing suit is still here (although it's no longer red) and she's still running on the beach with no apparent care in this world. Her boobs are still the same way she had them when she still starred in the series, her body is just as fit as back then. What more could one ask from life?

However, I can't help but look away from her and her bod and stare directly at that cute puppy she's playing around with. I'm not saying that she's ugly or anything, it's just that she's... no longer IN, if you know what I'm talking about. While, back in the '90s, her boobies were all that we could think of and talk about, now they just seem ridiculous, especially since, from the profile, they appear to be larger than her head.

Plus, there are better, younger, fish in the ocean right now: we have Jenna Jameson, Jordan and many, many other respectable and highly endowed ladies who are willing to strip off for the cameras. Thanks to them, Pamela is just a relic, clinging to whatever is left of her bombshell reputation. And the fact that she is more and more often seen without make-up these days (or even without shoes or in the most dreadful outfits you could ever fathom) doesn't help at all to her already lost cause.

OK, strike all that. Pamela Anderson is at the beach, wearing a bikini. Who are we to complain about it, not to mention go into such complicated debates like this one that has already made my head ache terribly? We can always cover up her face and just stare at her figure. It helps, I assure you. Also, you might want to not take a too close a look at the last photo: it's not a case of a Courtney Love/Tara Reid bad tummy tuck, it's just a bad angle.

These being said, hail to the hotness! Enjoy!