Whoever thought Jenna Jameson would retire from the porn industry just like that was woefully wrong. I mean, come on - she did make history as a porn star, right? She's a national symbol of sorts - a pioneer, a brave new explorer of the porn universe, who boldly ventured where no one had gone before. Kidding. Just don't make me go into any more details, OK? But the fact is, Jenna is a symbol for many in the porn industry, even though lately she seems to have been undergoing some pretty strange transformations. First she started to lose an alarming amount of weight, then she removed her famous fake boobs, and ended up looking more worn-out and used up every day, up until she publicly announced her withdrawal from the sex-on-tape game with the memorable words "I will not spread them for the industry again". Or something of the sort.

I suppose her boyfriend's anniversary doesn't count as "industry", but still, it was... ahem, a public event (meaning that there were several people there except Jenna herself and Tito Ortiz) and boy, did Jenna Spread them. The former porn queen turned scary-faced vanishing would-be socialite decided to stick with the classic recipe and pop out of the cake fully clothed. Which in her case means wearing a bra and panties and not exposing any of her genitals to the world (that includes her boobs which bear the very visible scars of the many cosmetic surgeries she underwent) - a great achievement, indeed. So, here is Jenna spreading them the old fashioned way, and yes, it seems that old habits do die hard. As I was saying, it's an improvement she's still wearing panties, so bless your lucky stars Jenna's vagina is not smiling back at you from these shots.

Although, come to think of it, I'm not sure there's any part about Jenna that we haven't seen before. Come on, there's no point pretending you haven't got at least a couple of her videos (probably more) stashed away in a corner of the hard drive, possibly gathering dust there form a few years back. Well, in any case, I was also wondering what happened to the cake Jenna popped out of - and express my heartfelt hope that it was not a real cake, otherwise no one would have eaten any of it. No need to explain why. Stay tuned and we'll bring you all the news on Jenna. I know there's bound to be more coming soon - as I always like to say, once a porn queen...