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April 16th, 2007, 14:52 GMT · By

Orange You Happy for Paris?

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Paris is orange and she's proud of it.
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If we were to take all the celebrities, put them all in the same room and then sort them out by talent, good looks and intelligence, Paris Hilton would probably be the first to go home. Because, obviously, she has none of the above. Despite all that, she is the one who gets the most media coverage, even if her celebrity status is due to just being herself (to read: being ridiculous, outrageous and occasionally flashing her private parts).

No, I'm kidding: Paris Hilton is extremely talented (and, at the same time, underrated and criticized for no particular reason) and, above all, she is gorgeous. Just look at her: how can anyone say that she's not perfection? Before answering this simple question, think of another star who could pull off the fried potato look so wonderfully as she does.

Paris and her latest boytoy (Ashlee Simpson's ex) were snapped at the Upstage Country Club over the weekend and she, always the media-friendly star, agreed to pose for a couple of pictures. Safe to say I wish she hadn't. Then again, if she hadn't, today would have sucked big time. Honestly, I laughed when I saw these photos as I haven't laughed in ages! They're priceless!

There are only a couple of things that Paris knows and to which she sticks: acting and fashion. As further evidence for that, she is preparing for the release of another movie in which she plays the leading part (whose name doesn't come to
Paris and her conquest. He's probably half blind by now.
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my mind right now but, honestly, I'm too tired of her to look it up). In what regards her fashion-related endeavors, it's more than enough to have a closer look at her face: who else but a fashionista would spray that much tan lotion on her face and body? Because that's the 'trendy' thing to do...

In another order of ideas, I say she's just dirty. Maybe she didn't have time to shower before her big date. It can happen, you know... But her style of posing for pics hasn't changed and probably never will: I don't know about you, but I simply love the coy look and her eyes and that sexy (yet completely natural and not at all fake) smile! The fact that you can barely see her eyebrows makes her all the more special. Didn't I tell you she's gorgeous? Some day, not far into the future, you too will learn to love and appreciate her as I do.

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