Part of J.Lo's Delusional Ego Will Soon Be Dead

I had a feeling Jennifer Lopez was one of the meanest bitches out there (and I use that seemingly rude expression in an entirely metaphoric fashion) – and now there's even more proof to make that point. I have a feeling someone should have a conversation with the whimsical Latino diva and clear up a few issues, otherwise she might just go on thinking that the (celebrity) world revolves around her and her well-arched derrière. Which, I'm happy to report, is not the case. The fact is, I always felt pretty much everything J.Lo does has an underlying annoying quality ready to pop out and smack you in the face if you get too close, and what do you know – it looks like I was actually right!

Latest example? Well, you'd be surprised. Jennifer Lopez, or J.Lo as most of us know her, has scored big on the maternity front: the "diva" landed a well-publicized deal with People magazine, who bought the exclusive first pictures of her newborn twin babies for a whooping $ 6 million. You'd think that with such a huge deal safely secured, signed and stamped, J.Lo and her huge ego could rest peacefully – but no joy. In the end, a diva of this magnitude (whose album sales and ratings tanked over the past years and is therefore in bad need of extra cash and media attention) is never satisfied with anything, and I mean anything at all. So, in addition to pocketing a whole lot of money, the former Jenny from the block also has a list of extra demands for People, and one of them is killing her alter-ego J.Lo.

So, let me get this straight: People pays Jenny $6 million, and instead of being a little humbled, keeping her mouth shut and donating some of the cash to charity, Jenny starts making extra demands. Talk about ungrateful! In addition to the serious money, J.Lo also asked not to be referred to as "J.Lo" anymore. She also wants her shots with the babies to be taken by no one else except her beloved hubby Skeletor... I mean, Marc Anthony. Because they're such a perfect family, and between them two and the twins they possess all the qualities and skills a celebrity needs in order to survive, photography included. Can you spell "annoyingly overrated celebrities"?


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