Jenna Jameson should really stop acting and posing like she's some famously rich actress with five Oscar nominations and a millions of adoring fans all over the world. Um... in fact, if we take out the "Oscar" part, I think that in some twisted way everything else applies - she is famous and has millions of fans - among the male adult population, who used to watch her on-screen porn exploits with wonder and fascination - but in the grand scheme of things, does that really matter? As for the money, if that Club Jenna "porn empire" she set up is still running (and it was, last time I checked... for purely professional reasons, that is) this former porn queen is set for life. OK, back to my original idea: someone should tell Jenna that she may be rich and (still mildly) famous, but she's still a frightening appearance. That's more like it!

First of all, I'm not sure it's a result of the whole breast implants removal or just the way Jenna looks in real life, but she's frighteningly skinny and looks like she is ready to collapse at any time. Really, woman - sit down and have a few square meals. It's Christmas - sit down and eat and I'm sure you'll feel much better. I mean, take a good look at her - well, not too close or you'll end up having the fright of your life. There's no polite way of saying this: Jenna looks like a walking sack of bones. I'm surprised her spindly legs can carry the weight of her body. Now this is not the porn queen I remember. That Jenna was a lot more than just boobs and pussy - she had some flesh on her bones. Oh, those were the days...

Other than that, Jenna is still her cheap self. Her dress looks like it's a cross between a night gown and a tracksuit, and I won't even begin to talk about the shoes and the jewelry. She has the overall air of someone who has strolled in from the beach where she was working as part-time waitress at an athletes' bar. And what's with pulling all these faces? Jenna, honey, we all really love you and used to watch you all the time (some of us still do but are having a hard time admitting it) and all, but come on - I think I liked you better when you were coming out with outrageous comments about what it felt like to have fake boobs and go to porn conventions than now, when you're acting as every inch the gorgeous diva.