Paris Hilton, for those who still don't know her name, is a very popular figure in today's showbiz, her resume being full of all things that a woman can do: fashion, movies, music, television and so much more. In addition to that, she is appreciated for her real talent, doesn't lie, is modest, responsible, well behaved and with more manners than an English blue-blooded lord.

Yes, all of the above is just crap and especially the part about her being responsible. But that's how she probably sees herself, given that she just told 'Life and Style Weekly' Magazine that she wants to start a family and have children (please notice the plural).

Air-headed Hilton forgot to mention which of the gentlemen she hangs out with would be the father of her children: could it be that greasy dude Brandon Davis (as well behaved and soft spoken as she is), or the oil millionaire Stavros, or one of her many one-night-stands? That, I guess, we will have to find out in the course of time.

This is not the first time that Paris talks about her maternal instincts, although the press failed to mind her the first time around because she is considered (unjustly, I bet!) to be one of the most self-centered persons in this world. Back then, she said that she wanted to have children by the time she reached 30.

This time, people noticed just what Paris was saying because she found the perfect argument for which she should be a fit mother. She has many pets and she takes good care of them (just ask somebody from the Center for Biological Diversity)... ergo, she must be able to take care of a bunch of kids, wouldn't she?

While the logic behind this statement is beyond anyone else other than the blonde Paris, she strongly maintains her point of view: 'It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give to my kids'.

Well, dear Paris, if you do have children, please do not forget to take them out for their daily walk! They will have to 'go' just like your pet animals, won't they?