I know Eva Longoria in a bikini is usually a treat for most of you out there - but I must admit I feel slightly envious, huddled up in front of my computer on a cold winter's day, looking at Eva topping up her tan looking better than Posh or Lindsay Lohan ever looked in those hideous orange fake tans that they seem so proud of. In any case, the fact that Eva is on holiday in Mexico while most of us have to learn to deal with the fact that it's Monday, the weekend is over and we're back at work does seem kind of unfair - but on the other hand, we have to admit it's a good thing we can monitor Eva's every move from here and get closer to her than we ever could in real life - if we happened to be on the same beach in Mexico, for example.

So, as I was saying, here are a few well-chosen shots of Eva rubbing some lotion on her derrière and showing off her gorgeous backside. Is it me, or is Eva looking a bit out of shape? Maybe it's the picture angle or the reflected sunlight or I don't know what else - but she looks like she's been piling on the pounds a little there. And, just to make it very clear - I don't think that's a bad thing and I really have no problem with it, but since Eva Longoria is one of those stay-thin-at-all-costs idiots (same as Posh for instance) who look like they enjoy tormenting their bodies for the sake of maintaining a ridiculously thin figure, I think it's nice to point out that she really is human after all. Yes, I know, we humans are mean like that.

So, Eva Longoria on holiday in Mexico looking healthy and NOT looking like her last meal (consisting of some exotic herbs and beans and not much else) was ten days ago. In my book, that's good news. I'll ignore the fact that it's Monday and I feel like the weekend has rushed by at 100 miles per hour - and just go on to say that I hope you enjoy these photos and forget about the cold and about work for ten seconds. And then snap back to reality and start counting the days until the weather gets better, you get over your Christmas debts and you can afford a holiday of your own. Yes, I thought so too... Just don't hate me, OK? I'm one of you...