Is Paris Loosing Her Sexy?

Paris Hilton, everybody, is in Germany, doing what she does best - absolutely nothing special. The heiress with the heart of gold (or, rather, the skin of gold judging by her latest ad campaign) and the wonky eye is in Europe promoting the latest wonder of alcohol technology: the canned champagne. I know, the very thought of it is revolting, but everything comes in a can these days, so... I suppose we shouldn't be that surprised, right? The bigger question is, why has the company that produces the champagne in question chosen Paris to promote their brand, since we all know that the only things Paris can successfully promote are copies of her own sex tape - wrapped in gold and tied with a big red ribbon for the holiday season, if you insist.

An even bigger wonder is the fact that they allowed Paris in Germany at all. Earlier, this year, Paris managed to get herself banned from Oktoberfest, a very famous, traditional German beer festival that takes place every fall in Munich. How did she do it? Well, her natural charm, of course - that and attending the festival last year dressed like a chap... well, dressed like herself, actually. Munich municipality came under heavy attack then for allowing the blonde socialite to participate and "cheapen" (their word, not mine) the event. What was Paris doing last year? Surprise - she was promoting a brand of canned wine for the same company that makes the champagne she's trying to sell now.

So, how come Paris is back to her promotional duties? In Germany, I mean? I don't know - but judging from these photos, someone sure must be hitting their heads against the walls now. In the middle of that supermarket, next to that towering stack of champagne cans and in the more "executive" shot with all the photographers and the serious-looking men dressed in suits, Paris manages to look about as classy as my granny wearing nothing but her knitted hat and a pair of boots. Not even that naked shoot Paris did (you know, the one where she's covered in golden metallic paint and looks like she's having the best orgasm of her life) won't save her from looking less glamorous than the beer... sorry, champagne can she's promoting. But what can I say - this is Paris. Expect the unexpected from her...