Oh, La La: Eva Mendes and Her Boobs Go Live!

Eva Mendes is one hot beauty – and yes, she does have that slightly legendary power to... how was it... make the time stand still. OK, I'm kidding... sort of, but I'm sure that all of you out there who appreciate Eva's beauty and the fact that she's simply one smoking hot lady will agree with that – all metaphors left aside – it's quite difficult to concentrate on other things when Eva is sitting in front of you wearing the kind of cut-out dress you see in the photos.

Yes, well, now you know what I'm talking about. And yes, I think that – metaphorically or not – we've pretty much died and gone to heaven. I mean, Eva has kept herself (willingly or not) away from the major spotlight, and it's been a while since we saw her walking the red carpet at one of those star-studded events where rich, famous and beautiful boys and girls play dress-up and pose for pretty pictures. But now Eva's back with a vengeance, and she's brought her boobs along for the ride.

Which can only be a great thing, really. I mean, you just gotta love the French. There will always be something a little controversial, slightly racy and very sexy about them – and if French TV is where we have to look for Eva Mendes and her boobs, then so be it. The fact is, Eva was on TV in France, attending a talk show and she decided to put in quite an appearance – as I was saying earlier and as you can very well see for yourselves in the photos. I mean, what statement can a cut-out dress make other than "look at me... I'm soo sexy... oops, I just slipped a nipple, sorry". Not that I'm complaining or anything – heavens forbid – I'm actually quite happy to... ahem, convince myself that Eva is alive and well, still in shape and looking fabulous.

So, everybody, here she is: Eva Mendes and her boobs, and that pretty much says it all. I know, I know, it may sound a little shallow to just point out Eva's hot body and say nothing about the rest of her work – but come on, it's the weekend, and we all need a good reason to feel happy and forget about all the stress of the past week. And in the end, do we really need a reason to look at Eva's boobs when they're all... in our face like that? Well, enjoy - and you can thank me later.


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