Oh, Joy: Ricky Martin Grabs His Crotch...

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding Ricky Martin and his preferences regarding... well, you know, the gender of his partners when it comes to doing the naughty. OK, there's been a whole media scandal – or if scandal is too strong a word for you, let's call it controversy – about whether the Latino singer is gay or not. There has been no official conclusion or answer to this question, and of course, since Martin has not confirmed or infirmed the rumors himself, we can only speculate – but there were some attempts, I'd call them, to... how was that... oh, yes, make him come out of the closet. A few month ago, Ricky's skin care beautician, a Swedish guy called Ole Henriksen openly stated in a magazine interview that Ricky would be his choice of male partner for a getaway weekend – and left the rest of the conclusions down to our imagination.

The fact is, Ricky is probably bored out of his mind with all the attention he's getting because of his sexual orientation – and in the end, we could argue that it's his private choice and his private business. But the fact is, when you're a world famous singer, it's certainly difficult to avoid media exposure, as so many others have found out before the Latino singer. And so here we are, still wondering about whether Ricky Martin and his perfectly formed tush are gay, straight or somewhere in between. And while we're waiting for things to get more clear than they are now, let's have a look at something that's meant to bring a little joy into our lives, whether we're guys or girls aspiring for a place in Mr. Martin's heart.

It would seem that the burden of singing, dancing and living with his own manhood are becoming too much for him, and in a move that's bound to leave most of us wondering, Ricky grabbed his thing – and didn't want to let go of it. You can have a look at the whole "intense man to penis moment" in the photo above. Haven't singers and actors learned the hard way that there is someone out there at all times taking photos? I mean, grabbing your crotch in full view of the masses may work while a concert is in full swing, but afterwards, when everyone is a little calmer, it's bound to look awkward. Well, enjoy it and stay tuned for more news about Ricky – you know they're bound to come soon.


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