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Oh, Joy: Britney Has Sex in Public. Again...

It's just sex, right? So what difference does it make WHERE you have it... right?

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

16th of January 2008, 10:18 GMT

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Now, what was I telling you about Britney not being short-listed for any "mother of the year" award some time soon? It seems that losing her kids and having everyone believe she's a deluded, mentally ill sociopath is the least of her concerns - and she's much more interested in acting crazy and defying any and all limits of decency and common sense. Why am I saying that? Well, come on, do you really need to ask? OK, if you must know, before she decided that paparazzi attention "scares" her and bailed on Monday's custody hearing, Britney decided it was time to give us all a lesson about channeling your inner wild side... and so she ended up having sex in the dressing room of a clothes shop. Can you spell "classy"?

I mean yes, I know we've already seen pretty much every part of Britney we ever wanted to see and especially those parts of her that were never meant to see the light of day in public - but I think her latest sexploit hits a new low - and since we're talking about Britney, this is definitely saying something. The story goes like this: on Sunday, Brit and her paparazzi boyfriend visited a Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks, CA. The crazy started when Brit went into the changing room to try on some dresses, and was quick to get out - but not to ask for a second opinion. The popwreck emerged from the dressing room completely naked, shocking the staff. "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" stated one of the salesgirls. Um, honey, I wouldn't have been that thrilled if I were you. Really...

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f**king come near me!" she added. Well, nothing shocking there, that's just typical Britney behavior. But here comes the shocker. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting". Ta-da! Big drum roll, please... Britney had sex with her paparazzi boyfriend in a dressing room? Yes, I'm sure that must have been such a sight... "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent" stated the salesgirl. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'F**k you!' and left the store". I really think that doesn't need any more comments. It's just too classy for words...

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Britney Spears | Adnan Ghalib | sex | dressing room | naked

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