Oh, Goody: Even MORE Lohan Naked Shots

Lindsay Lohan is a lot more than a troubled actress with no projects on the roll at the moment and an ego the size of China. I mean really, how could any of us possibly imagine that LiLo was actually a fame-hungry starlet desperate for a job and some extra cash? In fact, everything Lindsay does is art in its purest, most authentic form. Yes, true and valuable art. Plus, everything LiLo does is never left without an echo – as her dutiful parents (kidding, of course) always seem to feel the burning need to steal some of their daughter's spotlight and release statement after statement, expressing their own feelings in connection to whatever their daughter might have done, good or bad.

If for instance LiLo happens to be posing naked – like she did when she stripped off completely to re-enact Marilyn Monroe's famous "last sitting" with photographer Bert Stern – it's natural that LiLo's mommy and ex-convict daddy throw their two cents in, right? And while mommy thinks stripping is a form of high art, daddy is ashamed of seeing his daughter's boobies hanging out like that and promisses never to look at the photos in his life. "I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter! Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career", he said. "The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that’s an amazing thing. I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny".

Well, what can I say – daddy won't look at the photos, and good for him. He's such a righteous person, you know. But he can fall asleep at night with the thought that millions of teenagers and grown men from around the world will stare avidly at his daughter's boobs and won't give a damn whether it's art or cheap porn. Yeah, Michael, life's just unfair like that. I've complained, but... In any case, here are a few more photos from LiLo's already infamous shoot. I wonder if daddy Lohan will have anything to say about these, too. I just have a feeling he might.


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