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OH, NO: Please, Tell Me Britney Is Not PREGNANT AGAIN...I hope this is just one more fake Britney rumor.. |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
29th of November 2007, 08:41 GMT
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This crazy piece of news is really making me wonder whether there's really any order in this universe...and when I say order, I mean some sort of angel of vengeance waiting out there with a big fiery spear in his hands, ready to strike us the moment we do something really, really stupid after repeatedly being warned that we shouldn't do that something which is, as I was saying, really, really stupid.
In which case, we wouldn't be facing such silly little problems as the horrifying prospect of another Britney Spears pregnancy, and an innocent baby would not be doomed to a fate that some (myself included) would consider...well, I was going to say "worse than death", but since that's a bad thing to say, let's just go with "very unfortunate".
So, everybody, rumor has it that Brit Brit is pregnant again (four weeks pregnant, to be more precise) - or at least this is what "In Touch" magazine reports. The father, we are told, is J.R. Rotem, the music producer she's been seeing on and off, since she has separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006.
"When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to 'In Touch' that Britney is carrying his child. 'It's true,' he says. On November 16, she proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that having another baby will turn her life around - and she believes that J.R. will make a great father, even though he explicitly talked about their sex life in 'Blender' magazine earlier this year", "In Touch" reports.
Well, I don't even know where to begin. Probably by saying that the last thing Britney needed in her life right now was another baby - because she's simply not capable of handling all that responsibility. She wasn't even capable of dealing with her first two children (big clue: she lost custody to her ex husband), how on earth is she going to handle another one?
This woman - we're not talking about a teenager here anymore - is an irresponsible alcohol and substance abuser (there's a good chance she did drugs and drank before she realized she was pregnant) who can barely look after herself, let alone something as delicate and as sensitive as a baby.
Need more proof of that? It has just been reported that last week she went to the "Hustler" store in West Hollywood to buy some kinky underwear, and when they wouldn't let her try on the panties, she stripped down and tried them in the middle of the store. And when I say stripped down, I mean all the way down. On the way out, "Us magazine" reports, she stole a wig from one of the mannequins.
So, everyone, better pray these rumors are not true and that "In Touch" is wrong - otherwise we're in for more of the "Britney's life going down the drain" show - which, as far as I'm concerned, stopped being funny a long time ago.
UPDATE: JustJared reports that Britney's other pal Sam Lutfi denied the pregnancy rumor in a text message to Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "It's BS" he apparently said. "Don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake". Better hope it is...
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