Now THIS Is Why We Like Carmen Electra!

Now, if someone were to put together a workout DVD called "Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom", wouldn't that make you just a little bit curious to check it out? Of course it would - at least it sure would make me find a pretext to go out and head to my local DVD shop. What if I told you then that the lovely lady who came out with the idea is none other than the precious Baywatch beauty named Carmen Electra? Well, then I'm sure the said DVD store would be taken by storm, and then the whole block would go very, very quiet for an hour or so, while everyone would enjoy the sight of Carmen in knee-length fishnets, high heels (um, don't try this at home, people) and a bodysuit strutting around a king-sized bed with the Las Vegas lights shining outside. Pure turn-on.

And because I'm feeling generous today, here are a few stills from the DVD in question, just to give you a taste of it. I know it's pretty much disappointing that Carmen is not allowing the world closer access to her boobs and is showing too little skin for my taste, but hey - let's not be too pretentious. In the end, how often do we have the chance to see Carmen up close, fooling around on a bed, showing off her a*s and raising her legs to the ceiling. And just in case you were wondering, no, I really am not naïve enough to imagine anyone of you will be trying on her striptease moves - not before stopping to get a good look at Carmen herself first.

What really makes me wonder is why Carmen chose to go for the "workout DVD" format instead of just taping herself having striptease and releasing the video, officially or not. I mean, it sure is nice to see Carmen's assets up close and personal like this, but she is kind of pushing it. Who exercises in high heels? Or is that one of the kicks of the video? I mean yes, it may turn out to be a massive turn-on, but then again, it might result in some some nasty accidents, in case, you know, your girlfriend decides to imitate Carmen's routine. And what's with the bed? Wouldn't a stripping pole have worked better? I sure think so. Well, in the end it's all pretty damn sexy - with the imminent regret of not seeing Carmen do even a little stripping. I'm sure she could have come up with a way to make it look like it were part of the aerobics routine. She's just clever like that.