Fashion police

Not Even the New Posh Boobs Can Handle That Pressure

Call it a wardobe malfunction or however you please, it's still embarrassing

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

17th of December 2007, 11:48 GMT

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Not so much the Posh Spice we used to know, right?

Victoria Beckham is quickly becoming my favorite robot in the whole wide world. Not only is she a nice, good-humored skeleton, she's also got a big mouth and occasionally not too much common sense. I know all that doesn't sound too nice, but it's true - and anyway, I can't think of nicer words to say about a woman who is keen to let the world know her husband's penis is the size of a tractor's exhaust pipe. Don't look at me like that - it's precisely what she said, and yes, I do believe that goes under the heading of "WAY too much information". But back to my initial statement. Why am I saying that Victoria is quickly becoming my favorite robot?

Well, because she's not like any robot we know - nice, well-behaved and always perfectly tuned. She's a troublesome robot that sometimes slips a nipple through one of her tailor-made, designer outfits, and sometimes - despite all the adjustments - still sports boob troubles. Remember how a short while ago I was telling you that Victoria allegedly had

her infamous breast implants removed. It was apparently all done because Posh was afraid that the uber-tight Roberto Cavalli outfits combines with the Girls' energetic dance routines were bound to lead to a wardrobe malfunction (read that exposed boob, nipple and the likes). Well, apparently even implant-free robots suffer from wardrobe malfunctions, and by the looks of it, the new pair of Posh boobs is still too large and the Cavalli corset is still too tight for us not to get a few compromising slips.

Which is all very nice and endearing - and sometimes even makes me feel like the little Posh-bot is human after all. Have a look at Victoria's armpit here - and at the not so pleasant... I don't even know how to call it... corset slip? What it reveals is that the skinny Posh is human after all, and made of flesh and bone - especially the first part. In the end, it was inevitable, really. I'm just upset it didn't happen before, and that we didn't get up close and personal with one of Victoria's boobs. But never mind that - remember good things come to those who wait, and that's a fact.

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Victoria Beckham | Posh Spice | boob | malfunction | corset

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