Not Even Photoshop Can Help Plastic Pamela Now

I swear I didn't think the day would come that I would say this, but Pamela Anderson would better think about staying at home, watching her kids, than flaunt her thing in front of the entire world. The one thing that the former 'Baywatch' siren can't seem to understand is that her moment has gone: she is no longer that hot babe everyone drooled over when she appeared on the screen.

Recently, Pamela has had a rough patch, but maybe the famous men's magazine is not the perfect solution to her problems right now. I mean, sure, she still looks mighty hot (for her age) but she doesn't have the body to pose naked any more. And that can be clearly seen in all the photos that made the cut for the January issue of 'Playboy'.

If you look carefully at all the pics (which I'm sure you will), you will probably notice one out of two things: either the man/men who worked on them were not so skilled in the 'art' of Photoshop, or her body was such as it took massive airbrushing to fix, a thing that finally led to her looking like a plastic doll, all artificial and not very human-looking.

Another striking thing about this more than disturbing photo shoot is that Pammy looks mighty emaciated. I mean, for God's sake, despite those huge breasts, she couldn't be bigger in size than a 12-year-old (look at the rib cage and pelvic area). It's just not possible; anyone can easily see just how 'shaved' she is of all the extra pounds.

It's a sad day today, I tell you. We can officially call this the day that the 'Baywatch' myth died, as it must come as a surprise to all the world that a Pammy 'Playboy' photo shoot can be such a saddening deal. Below are some thumbnails. Click on them and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about and, while you do that, I'm gonna get my mourning clothes.