Not Bad, But with No Clothes Would Have Been Better

All the good people, the A-listers, actors, models and singers alike gathered happily together at the Moet & Chandon party in London on Tuesday. Gisele Bundchen was no exception and, because it was a carnival, she also came in disguise.

The outfit that she wore was neither extraordinary nor ugly. It was almost useless and I will immediately explain why: first of all no one was able to identify who she was trying to look like and supposed that she just took a gown out of her closet, ripped it and then threw a mask over her eyes... et voila, the costume!

Second, even if she had gone for a certain themed costume, there's no way on earth that she could possibly hide all that hotness (thus, the title: no clothes at all would have been better). Remember, this is the woman who said that she feels she is a hag at 25... one of the hottest ladies and models in the industry!

However, she may be beautiful and with legs that seem to end somewhere in the area of the neck and she may have dated some of the most famous men in Hollywood, but nothing saved her from the trendiest faux pas on the red carpet: the almighty, omnipresent Nipple Slip.

True, it's only a hint of a nipple slip but it is there and people have seen it, therefore it exists. And speaking of syllogisms, I guess it's right to say: I am a female celebrity, therefore I nipple slip. There you have it: your daily share of nipples and philosophy.