Gone are the days when a poster for a party hosted by Paris Hilton would pack the house to the limit. Also gone are those great times when club owners would pay big bucks to have her at least one night a week in their establishments. Now, Paris gets what she can and says thank you afterwards. Just like it happened on her birthday. I sense a little indifference towards the world's favorite heiress...

Over the weekend, Paris chose to throw only one huge party (instead of two like in the previous years) and opted for the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas as the perfect place to turn 26. Of course, she didn't probably expect (100 bucks says the thought never even crossed her mind) to be shunned the way she has. For a 'f**king star' that she is, few are the A-listers who bothered to show up for her bash.

The most famous celebrities that came to Paris' party were actor/singer Jamie Foxx, raper Ludacris (who also rapped for her at midnight), Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis (who didn't crack a smile the entire night), fiancé Stavros Niarchos (who did not have time to enjoy the party because he was spending too much swapping saliva with Paris), sister Nicky Hilton (who had to be there) and Nicole Richie.

When something like this happens to a celebutante that used to hit the party circuit with P. Diddy (who is said to be one of the most pretentious organizers of such gatherings), you instinctively know that the world is coming to an end. Never in her life has Paris been snubbed like this! It will probably take her years to wash away the shame of it all and to reconstruct her decaying social life!

All in all, the bash eventually turned into a bust: Paris ended up (as always) dancing on the table, smooching Stavros and trying to prove that she can dance. She still can't. The bright side is that she probably ended the night with a threesome (according to 'PageSix'), made up of her, Stavros and Brandon Davis. If this thought is not enough to make you puke, then you, my dear, are a very brave reader...