No Better Place for Tara than the Hookers' Ball

Today must be hooker day or something - so you might as well check your organizers, calendars, agendas and all that and let me know if I missed out on an important day of the year. I must really remember this day - we all should, otherwise there will be a lot of disappointed people out there who will get no anniversary wishes. And since we're talking about hookers, here is something that will definitely lift your spirits: in Darwin, Australia, they actually have something called the Hookers' Ball. And guess who was asking $25 to $30K to contribute with her uber-bimbo looks at the festivities?

Well, since I said "hooker" then I take it you've all realized I'm talking about Tara Reid. The lovely blond has been partying and strutting her stuff in Australia and she is either more deluded than I imagined, or she had a bad drug trip (only alleged, of course, 'cause she don't do drugs!) and woke up thinking she's Paris Hilton (and I totally used the heiress' name in a positive context here). OK, maybe I picked the wrong hooker... I mean, example here, too. Anyway, the thing is, Tara had to drop her inflated price (as it was to be expected) to a fee of about $3,500 - which is already too much, if you ask me.

But never mind - the fact is, Tara has such a nose for business, such a wonderful intuition and flair that she ended up in the middle of a great party, attended by guys dyed silver, hookers dyed gold and a whole lot of very, very classy people. So, quit pretending to be surprised at the company Tara is keeping and take a look at the photos. And have a laugh - well, actually, first of all, close your eyes for a second and imagine what must have gone on in there. Judging by the naked guys wearing funny costumes, I'd say it was a very fashionable affair. I even think that Tara herself was a bit surprised by the classiness of it all, as I could swear her smile looks a tad strained. Nevertheless, she's holding her own. Well done, girl - anything for the extra dollar.