New Coco Magazine Spread: The Booty Lives On

Well, hello to you all - I hope you're at least as glad as I am that it's finally the weekend and we get to relax and allow ourselves to start the day with a cup of fresh coffee and a healthy dish of celebrity news - and definitely with a lot more enthusiasm than any other day of the week.

So, here I am trying to keep you all entertained, and what better way to do that than by telling you that the queen of all sexy ladies on the planet, that luscious creature by the name of Coco, has released another issue of her very own Coco magazine, and it's all too hot to handle. Kidding about the "queen of all sexy ladies" part - or maybe she is sexy in a strippery, trashy sort of way, but the fact is Coco is a source of perpetual wonder to me. And yes, this is strictly a "lazy Saturday morning" topic, so I will allow myself to debate it for a little while.

So, back to Coco and her smooth (usually photoshopped to death) a*s - which, as I was telling you, has always fascinated me, in the sense that I always had a shrewed suspicion that it was implanted on her by an alien race seeking to dominate Earth. I mean, think about it - it's a perfect strategy: enslave the human race by making them all Coco addicts, and then take it from there. It may sound like a plan hatched by a pretty dumb race of aliens while high on caffeine and drugs on a Friday evening, but never mind that.

The point is that Coco's a*s looks alien to me, and even more alien every time Coco does a fresh spread pimping herself out - and I could say the same thing about her boobs. So, better have a look for yourselves (warning - the content's slightly NSFW) and solve the mystery. After all, it's Saturday morning... we can allow ourselves a Coco moment, right?

So, back to Coco's newly released spread in her very own Coco magazine - can you imagine how sexy it must be to have your own magazine, named after you? Oh, we mere mortals can't even begin to understand! Well, congrats to Coco and here's a sample of what that smooth a*s can do. In the end, a girl's gotta earn a living, right? Enjoy, and have a nice Saturday all around.