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Name. That. Pussy.Who's the lady that knows how to act like a real lady? |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
22nd of February 2007, 15:05 GMT
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This is one pussy slip that can't possibly go unnoticed. You wanna know why? Because, first and foremost, the proud owner of this crotch doesn't want it to; she wants people to see it and talk about it because, you see, she has made millions and millions of dollars by doing more interesting (by 'interesting' I mean, of course, 'porn') things with it than just showing it to the cameras.
We have here (and are more than happy to present to you) that lovely lady that is Mary Carey, Mariah Carey's rival in terms of name. She is a porn star who once ran for office of governor of California and... almost won! Can you imagine the kind of good deeds this woman could have accomplished if she had been invested with that kind of power? I bet she would have put her vagina to the best of uses...
I don't know where these photos were taken and, frankly, I don't care. They are very recent and, knowing all about the starlet/wannabe politician/aspiring singer, they must have been snapped outside some club or another. But we're not gonna let this spoil the fun (I am not talking about that kind of fun!) we can have with them, are we?
Let us begin: this beautiful and stylish creature is truly one of the most original and creative women in today's showbiz. Screw Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and their crappy way of getting out of a car when they're not wearing any underwear! Screw the boring crotch shots Britney gave us of her shaved vagina! This is how it's done! You see? She is not even wearing a mini skirt and Mary can still pull it off. What do you say about that? I'm telling you, you probably have to go to college to learn this kind of s**t...
On the other hand, we have to give her points for covering something that the entire world has already seen many times. She's taunting us, teasing us, playing with us that game of 'now you see it, now you don't', the only difference being that we're not seeing it. The only thing we get from these pics is that we now know that she is not a fan of underwear. This woman is a mastermind!
These being said, I say she should totally run for president of the world! She could go into conflict zones and do her brilliant stuff and we would no longer have any problems. Plus, her beauty and intellect would also put an end to world hunger. I kid. I'm still thinking about why she pulled her skirt so far up her body, when it is, in fact, knee-long.
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| Comment #1 by: svejedno on 23 Feb 2007, 10:41 GMT |  reply to this comment | Hhahah! damn Elena, you are killing me woman... "I'm telling you, you probably have to go to college to learn this kind of s**t..." lol |
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